HOW MANY UGGS HAVE YOU SEEN TODAY?

Why do women in Arizona feel the need to wear our winter stuff  the minute the weather changes from 120 to 98? I am one of those women.
 
You gotta admit it’s a nice morning!! a bit chilly. A bit nippIely….
 
Happy Hump Day!! yall see that tik tok video going around about Todd the dog?  It’s a voicemail from a doggy day care… apparently Todd the dog is a bit of a humper, He won’t lay off the other dogs in his class… It’s pretty funny. Anytime I see the word hump I think about that tik tok,
 
Hey let’s see how many times I can use the word hump in this ad. geesh. 
 
Listen, I got humping to say and it’s really important so listen up.
  (last time I use the word… maybe)
 
I am working today!!!! And it’s very important that you know this man!  You should also be aware that I have FLAT RATES!   we don’t up charge…not around here,,,, not round here partner.
 
Speakin of round here… I recently moved. I’m in Phoenix now!!! Couldn’t be humpier.. I mean happier. ( that’s the last time I promise) 
Anywho, yes I am finally closer. Closer!  21st ave and Glendale baby!!!  Got a quaint little space with lots of  nothing around. I love it!! 
 
As per usual I am stoked with refreshments and  today you get free pizza rolls with every purchase of a session. (Limit 2 per customer..)

 
Come for the FLAT RATES, But stay for TYLER. 
 
Hey, I also Wanna ad i offer doubles if that peaks your interests. 2 days a week my bestie is there. I’m just sayin….. “she is a real beaut Clark”. ( name the movie) 
 
okay.. gotta go.. gotta go gotta go gotta go right now…. commercial stuck in my head.. yall remember that lady running to the bathroom…. Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now..